Body Count

An account:
Do I have a
body count?

Of course!
I have a
HUGE
body count!

The exact amount?
Oh, why, only
ninety-nine
and count-
ing!

Wait. What?
No such thing!
I would never
sleep
with ninety-nine
people!

Why,
it is quite foul!
Beside,
my crimson petals
remain furled,
every tepal.

Oh. Splat.
I did not know
body count could refer
to that.

What did I mean?
Haha.
Do not worry.
You shall see,
my hundredth.